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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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