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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.

Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

José and Hose B.

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

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My dog used to chase people on a bike.

It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil!

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Why cant zoo animals take tests?

There are too many cheetahs!

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because its too far to walk!

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Why did princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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