Good Bad Jokes — The Funniest Bad Jokes, Curated by Real Humans

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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
2007 votes ·
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
678 votes ·
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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