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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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I was walking my dog through a graveyard this morning and waved at the groundskeeper. "Morning!" he called.
"No mate", I replied. "Just walking the dog."
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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