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I'm writing a book about WD-40.
It's Non-Friction.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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