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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
4095 votes · ·
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
692 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
2157 votes · ·
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
2848 votes · ·
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
3400 votes · ·
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
2927 votes · ·
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
2079 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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