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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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