Good Bad Jokes | Bad Jokes that are Still Really Funny!

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno Business!

What does a baby computer call his father?

What does a nosey pepper do?

It get's jalapeño business!

Where does the king keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender.

Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!

What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?

A hippy-potamus!

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

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