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Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they are shellfish!

What do you call a fake noodle?

What smells worse than anchovies?

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans!

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!

What do hillbillies drink out of?

Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?

Because William Shatner!

Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?

Because he was always Russian!

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man!

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