Good Bad Jokes | Bad Jokes that are Still Really Funny!

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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?

You let that sink in.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

How does Moses make his tea?

Why don't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead.

Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?

Just the people who are in charge of that decision.

I miss my umbilical cord,
I grew attached to it.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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