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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?

Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!

Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
ಠ_ಠ

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why cant zoo animals take tests?

There are too many cheetahs!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!

How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

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