Good Bad Jokes | Bad Jokes that are Still Really Funny!

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.

Why did the blind man fall In the well?

Because he couldn’t see very well!

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans!

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench.
A man comes up and exposes himself to them.
Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.

What did the red light say to the green light?

Don't look, I'm changing!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?

Just the people who are in charge of that decision.

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She "grated" it!

Where do cows go for a first date?

To the moooovies!

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