Good Bad Jokes | Bad Jokes that are Still Really Funny!

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My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!

What is the number one cause of divorce?

How much does a skeleton weigh?

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?

How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of christmas passed!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.

Where do skunks go to pray?

My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.

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