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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they are shellfish!

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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?

No? Well, well, well....

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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.

When will he start doing his job for real?

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long!

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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