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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.

It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?

I don't wanna be Obama-self!

How do you make a glow worm happy?

Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!

I miss my umbilical cord,
I grew attached to it.

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?

Because they can’t even!

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!

Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally!

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