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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

What do you call a magician dog?

A labracadabador!

What happens when you witness a ship wreck?

You let it sink in.

Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!"
One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"

How do you catch a bra?

With a booby trap!

You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No?
Well, well, well....

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!

What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

What did the midget say to the pint of beer?

I could drink you under the table!

What's brown and sticky?

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