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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

What do you give a sick bird?

What's better than winning silver in the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Parallel lines have so much in common,
it's a shame they're never gonna meet.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they are shellfish!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.

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