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What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

So a seal walks into a club...

How did the frog die?

He Kermit suicide!

How do you make a clown cry?

You kill his family.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

What would bears be without bees?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

"Get in the car."

Why was the broom late for the meeting?

Why do ghosts love elevators?

Because they lift their spirits!

Why don't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead.

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