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What do you call a fake noodle?

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

Because she kept running from the ball!

My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.

Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!

What do you call a guy with no shins?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroking off!

What do you call a magician dog?

A labracadabador!

How much does a hipster weigh?

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