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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It’s a pain in the neck!

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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?

A Spaghetto!

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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A Private Tutor!

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?

Just the people who are in charge of that decision.

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Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo!

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One day the Canadians will take over the world…

Then you'll all be sorry!

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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