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Where do cows go for a first date?

To the moooovies!

What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

What did one elevator say to another elevator?

I think I'm coming down with something!

A man walks into a bar and says
"I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired."
Everyone laughed.
The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone.
He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

What didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?

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