Good Bad Jokes | Bad Jokes that are Still Really Funny!

Show: Random | Newest | Top Rated | Worst Rated

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"
The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why should you not write with a dull pencil?

Because it's pointless.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about?"

Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
ಠ_ಠ

Does anyone need an ark?

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they are shellfish!

My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!

A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"

« Prev
1
2
3
…
33
Next »