Good Bad Jokes | Bad Jokes that are Still Really Funny!

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My grandad has the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

A man walks into a bar.

He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!

What's the difference between a bicycle?

A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a guy with no shins?

The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells like carrots out here!

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christoper Walken

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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