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An inebriated midget stumbles into a bar. Midget: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Midget: Why not? Bartender: Cos youre a little drunk!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because he was framed!

What did the ghost say to the bee?

Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody asks how's Waldo.

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroking off!

Why did princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No?
Well, well, well....

What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?

His korea is over!

What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?

He wet his plants!

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