Good Bad Jokes | Bad Jokes that are Still Really Funny!

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender.

Where do cows go for a first date?

To the moooovies!

Why was the broom late for the meeting?

Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?

Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!

I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?

A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroking off!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

What's the difference between a bicycle?

A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.

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