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How many ears does Spock have?

3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing.

What did one twin say to the other?

There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!

What's colourful and smart?

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

Where does the king keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?

I can't breathe!

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