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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks, for keeping me off the streets!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

What do you call twins who live together?

A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.

I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…

Luckily only one crow showed up!

What’s the award for being the best dentist?

A little plaque!

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

How many lives does a Nazi cat have?

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side!

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