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What does a baby computer call his father?

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What happens when you witness a ship wreck?

You let it sink in.

I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…

Luckily only one crow showed up!

What do you call a computer that sings?

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing.

What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

I heard Mars has no atmosphere. Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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