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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No you're a poo!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

How do you make a glow worm happy?

Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!

The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent!

What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them?
NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?

I can't breathe!

What would bears be without bees?

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