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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?

He wet his plants!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
ಠ_ಠ

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because its too far to walk!

What does a baby computer call his father?

I might have an open casket funeral...
Remains to be seen.

Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents!

What do you call a camel in a drought?

What smells worse than anchovies?

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