Good Bad Jokes | Bad Jokes that are Still Really Funny!

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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?

Just the people who are in charge of that decision.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Why should you never eat a clock?

It’s too time consuming!

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

How do you feel when there is no coffee?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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