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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why don't blind people go skydiving?

Because it scares their dogs too much.

What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?

"Gee, you knit?"

Why do ghosts love elevators?

Because they lift their spirits!

What are caterpillars afraid of?

What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's better than winning silver in the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

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