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How do crazy people get through a forest?

They take the psycho-path!

What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

An inebriated midget stumbles into a bar. Midget: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Midget: Why not? Bartender: Cos youre a little drunk!

I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…

Luckily only one crow showed up!

Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.

What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?

Someday my prints will come…

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

I heard Mars has no atmosphere. Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?

My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.

I miss my umbilical cord,
I grew attached to it.

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