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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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