94 Actually Funny Miscellaneous Jokes for Every Occasion | Good Bad Jokes

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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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