9 Actually Funny School Jokes for Students, Teachers & Slackers | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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