19 Actually Funny Jokes about Politics and other Countries | Good Bad Jokes

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea!
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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