24 Actually Funny Head, Shoulders, Knees & Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
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I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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