79 Actually Funny Food & Drink Jokes to Chew On or Chug Down | Good Bad Jokes

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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" to which she replies, "I'll have a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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