17 Actually Funny Sports Jokes That Score Every Time | Good Bad Jokes

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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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