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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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