Worst Rated Animals Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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So a seal walks into a club...
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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