15 Bar Jokes for Happy Hour

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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
1115 votes ·
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
2633 votes ·
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
2301 votes ·
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
2478 votes ·
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
2847 votes ·
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
2287 votes ·
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
2602 votes ·
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
1920 votes ·
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
3756 votes ·
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So a seal walks into a club...
5189 votes ·
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
2762 votes ·

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15 Bar Jokes for Happy Hour