10 Tech Jokes for your Nerdy Friends

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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
1275 votes ·
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
5913 votes ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
3410 votes ·
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
2692 votes ·
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
2163 votes ·
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
2302 votes ·
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
2955 votes ·