13 Space Jokes That Are Out of This World

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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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