9 Doctor Jokes That Will Have You In Stitches

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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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