15 Halloween Jokes to Die For

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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