11 Pretentious Jokes for the Intellectually Superior

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
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