16 Math Jokes to Add Some Humor to Your Day

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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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