29 Celebrity Jokes That Won't Win Any Awards

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  What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

  Trombones!

  3070 votes · Copy

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  What do you call a computer that sings?

  Adell!

  2692 votes · Copy

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  What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

  Twerkey!

  2232 votes · Copy

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  What's green and sings?

  Elvis Parsley!

  2009 votes · Copy

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  Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?

  Because William Shatner!

  1993 votes · Copy

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  Helen Keller walks into a bar...

  then a chair, then the wall.

  2847 votes · Copy

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  What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?

  "Gee, you knit?"

  1718 votes · Copy

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  How did Hitler tie his shoes?

  In little nazis

  2347 votes · Copy

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  Why did princess Diana cross the road?

  Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

  3983 votes · Copy

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  What's Forrest Gump's email password?

  1forrest1

  2955 votes · Copy

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  Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

  Fo Drizzle

  2131 votes · Copy

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  What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?

  Velcro.

  2279 votes · Copy

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  What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

  Dr. Dre

  2471 votes · Copy

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  What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

  Christoper Walken

  2158 votes · Copy