33 Dark Humor Jokes Going Straight to Hell

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  Why did Sally fall off the swings?

  Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!

  8300 votes · Copy

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  Why don't dinosaurs talk?

  Because they're dead.

  2925 votes · Copy

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  I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.

  She gave me carbs!

  2003 votes · Copy

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  I might have an open casket funeral…

  Remains to be seen.

  1587 votes · Copy

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  How do you make a clown cry?

  You kill his family.

  3399 votes · Copy

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  Helen Keller walks into a bar...

  then a chair, then the wall.

  2847 votes · Copy

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  What did the Leper tell the prostitute?

  Keep the Tip!

  1773 votes · Copy

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  My grandad has the heart of a lion…

  …and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

  2704 votes · Copy

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  What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

  Christoper Walken

  2158 votes · Copy

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  What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

  He wipes his butt.

  2606 votes · Copy

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  What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?

  Velcro.

  2279 votes · Copy

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  So a seal walks into a club...

  5189 votes · Copy

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  Why did princess Diana cross the road?

  Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

  3983 votes · Copy

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  A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...

  3604 votes · Copy

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  Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?

  Tequila!!

  2602 votes · Copy