Holidays Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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