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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting petting zoo!
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