Dad Jokes About Potty Humor | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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