Most Divisive Potty Humor Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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