Potty Humor Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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