Potty Humor Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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