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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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