Worst Rated Potty Humor Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
2483 votes · ·
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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