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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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