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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
A cannibble!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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I was walking my dog through a graveyard this morning and waved at the groundskeeper. "Morning!" he called.
"No mate", I replied. "Just walking the dog."
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