23 Actually Funny Scary Jokes to Die For | Good Bad Jokes

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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