55 Clever Jokes That'll Make You Think | Good Bad Jokes

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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Olivia Rodrigo.Olivia Rodrigo who?
OK, boomer.
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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