25 Actually Funny Dog Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What's more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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