22 Actually Funny Halloween Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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