16 Actually Funny Space Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Jupiter. Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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