258 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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