Kids Jokes about Dogs | Good Bad Jokes

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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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What's more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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