50 Kids Jokes about Food & Drink | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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