18 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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