18 Kids Jokes about Nerdy Stuff | Good Bad Jokes

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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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