179 Q&A Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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