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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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