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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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