267 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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