30 Nerdy Jokes for the Nerdy People | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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