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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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